I’m not going to justify swearing (my first lie), but I swear a lot. Maybe one day I will change, but not today. So I am going to do this as my contribution to saving the Mau Forest and Kenya in the way I best know how, short of hacking a bank and stealing money and buying trees. First of all I republished the last Blog Post Censored (which was hard) @afromusing had to take a look over it cause I was not sure I had it bang on. That way, there is no excuses for anyone who dislikes my swearing, and I figure there are someone does not feel left out on this saga.

Now, here is the deal, me and @afromusing have come up with the idea of Swear For A Tree (I came up with the idea, @afromusing cringed but she loved the idea). The month of November, anyone who swears on twitter will be liable to buy a seedling from KEFRI and plant it somewhere. Every swear word is worth 10 shillings and the seedlings are worth 10 shillings a piece so yeah. I will arrange for the purchase and deliver the trees to a central place. This will be in December. There will be a tweetup and we will arrange for the trees to be planted. Some details we have to finalize are minute but will not affect the initial challenge.

So swear away, and don’t cheat. If you cheat, you donate an extra 10 trees per cheat. If you swear, come back to this link, which is now default on my twitter profile for the month of December, login into my blog (the comment part) and paste your tweet there. That way, we will be able to count how many trees we need to but. I suppose Banks will be Finance Officer in charge of monies for the time being.

Finally as CEO (Yay, an executive order) of ViRN Instruments, Wallapa - Simple Travel (which is a ViRN Instruments Company - come on, this is free publicity for me, I have to do it) will further donate 500 trees on top of whatever I donate, plus for every new video we will donate 5 trees on top of the 500. That means, there will be a ton of trees available and stuff. We don’t need committees and organizations and yadda yadda yadda, we just need trees and land. We don’t need government, we just need trees and land to put the trees in. Anything else, is unnecessary.

So swear away lads and lasses. WTF??? Oh and maafaka scores you double points.